10 signs you’re in a crypto cult
A little bit of comedy (or reality for some) on the ten signs that you might be in a crypto cult.
First rule, everyone talks about crypto.
Second rule, every sentence ends with ‘to the moon’.
Third rule, your ‘reliable’ source of knowledge is a swarm of Youtubers who’ve exactly 8 weeks of experience on the subject matter and have every thumbnail as a shocked face with ‘this coin is about to 100x’ next to it.
Fourth rule, you base your investment strategy on tweets from billionaires and if a coin has any involvement with a fluffy animal.
Fifth rule, never do your own research — trust Reddit’s hype thread experts.
Sixth rule, buy high, sell low and never hodl.
Seventh rule, you class yourself as experienced after 3 weeks in the market and spending all your cash on dogecoin, cumrocket and the latest sham coins.
Eighth rule, ignore any and all data that challenges the cult’s opinion. Trust that your billionaire marketer will come back to save you with a tweet. No one knows better than the cult because everything else is a cover-up or conspiracy from the government.
Ninth rule, tell anyone and everyone that x sham coin will be the Eth killer or flip Bitcoin in x years.
Tenth rule, forget smart investing strategies and put everything you have into one asset because YOLO, right?
Does any or all of this sound familiar? Then perhaps you’ve fallen prey to a crypto cult my friend.